Sebastian Elrite will be your captain. He's a knowledgeable character who's right at home on the water. Elrite does a great job of explaining the history and logistics of oyster farming. There's a lot to it. Did you know the humble oyster sways with the tides for up to two years before being buttered, slathered in hot sauce, barbecued, broiled or simply eaten alive? Prepare to improve your crossword skills by learning new words like spat, mothershell, merroir and Kumamoto.